A piece of heaven.two actually.

Jco's. Nothing beats these darlings:)

Moon delight.

Bakerzin mooncakes are so awesome that you'll have a nibble a day just so it will last longer. The best thing you'll ever taste in your mouth

Say What?

- In lift

Bunch of people hurry in like it's the last flight to Mars before Earth blows up. Suddenly a random thought crosses my mind. A bunch of young people in pants with holes at the wrong places and shirts that have babies with horrid piercings on them seem to be talking in some weird lingo that sounds like Engishlaymilkien*.

Me : I hate that Escalator song.
Sister : I never knew there was such a song.
Me : Please. Don't be stupid. We just heard it in the car.
Sister : Huh. Escalator Song
Me : You know. The guy who has the same name as some American city
Sister :
Me : ok.
Sister : OH FLO-RIDer
Me : Florida. Yea something like that. I don't like his song.
Sister : Jie. It's called ELEVATOR AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
Me : Yea that's what I said
Sister : No. You said ESCALATOR.
Me : Oh. Ha. Ha.
Sister : THE ESCALATOR SONG

Everyone turns around and look at me as though I were holding a knife covered in blood.
Sister is in stitches.
I feel like sewing up my mouth.


Random moment at tuition :

Teacher : ..and so the shares went from $1 per unit to $95 for the mining company overnight when they dug up the ground and found the...the...*trying to recall* argh..that..that..
Someone : Diamond?
Someone Else : Gold?
Someone else else: Metal?
Yap : -very serious- Dinosaur.
Everyone Else :
Me:
Merce : Dinosaur AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Me : HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
Yap : What.




I've just made a funny entry and it didn't help in any way.